Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2005

Transcript:

"What's the matter, Darby Nut and Scottie Nut?...Don't you feel like playing today?" "It's your friend...he makes us feel uncomfortable." "Go away, Rat! You're intimidating the nuts." "Intimidating? Dude, I'm just over here playing with my own friend...and I find it insulting that you'd accuse us of having bad motives." "Apologize to Friedrich."