Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey Pig...go light one of those logs in the fireplace while I finish decorating the tree..." "I thought you didn't like lighting those becuase of the pollution they create." "Christmas is the one exception." "Why do you make an exception for Christmas?" "I have my reasons..." "Me feel kinda hot." "Peese shut mouf...Geet butt een there."
Are you serious? You’ve seen the smoke created when you burn logs, right? That’s pollution.