Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2006
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June 27, 2006
Transcript:
"Look, Rat... I bought a newt." "Oh, I love those little salamander dudes... What kind is it?" "I'm not sure... He's hiding behind that rock... Tap on the glass and see if you can get him to come out." "Tap tap tap tap" "Cut government spending now." "Duuude,you got a Gingrich." "Cross-bred from the former Speaker of the House and pygmies, your newt should bring you hours of enjoyment."
What kind of man would use the name “newt?” A girly wannabe? A eunuch?