Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2007
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June 30, 2007
Transcript:
"Ohhh, dear... I can't find my money." "It's down here on the floor, ma'am.. you must have dropped it." "Ohhhh, thank you, sonny... you're a sweet dear." *KISS* *CLICK* NATIONAL ENQUIRAT EXPLICIT PHOTOS PIG SNAGGED IN LURID TRYST "Sick sick sick" says cop PAYS CASH FOR AFFECTION FROM OCTOGENARIAN MOTHER DISOWNS DEGENERATE SON SCORNED EX LEFT TO PICK UP PIECES
I beg of you to tell us who Monita is.