Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2007
Transcript:
"You're really hurting people with this tabloid you're printing, Rat." "Yes, but I'm getting rich." "But it's not right." "Doing right is to making money what deflating the tires is to riding a bicycle." "You may not be achieving sainthood." "But I'll be riding a fast bike."
Classic quote!