Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2007

Transcript:

Danny Donkey sat at home in his underwear and drank beer. The doorbell rang. "I like beer." "Ding Dong!" "Help save the planet," said the people at his door. "Huh?" said Danny Donkey. "?" "Sign a petition. Attend a rally. Display a bumper sticker." "I would like to sit at home in my underwear and drink beer," said Danny Donkey. "But what does that accomplish?" asked the people. "The beer that I am holding will go from full to empty," said Danny Donkey, "and I will be happy." "And at that, the people wept, for they realized the genius that was Danny Donkey." "Forgive up, Danny Donkey." "URP." "You are not gonna put this in a children's book." "But it's about redemption." "I am so moved."