Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2008

Transcript:

"Dear Me. Hi. You're nice. Will you be my pen-pal? If yes, please so indikate with a happy smiley face. (like this) "Dude, if I ever found out a friend of mine was such a loser that he agreed to become his own pen pal, I would kick his sad loser butt from here to the post office."