Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 16, 2009
Transcript:
crocodile says, "Whuh you watching, Larry?" crocodile says, "Some kind nature show, but me no unnerstann." crocodile says, "Whuh you no unnerstann?" crocodile says, "dese beeg beast guys fight for territory, but no one bother eet striped guys running round." crocodile says, "It's called football, dad. And you can't eat the referees." crocodile says, "What point of dat?" crocodile says, "Laaaame."
Especially since zebras and referees both have stripes.