Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "Come people think the key to happiness is to live every day like it's your last day on earth." Pig says, "That's the key?" Rat says, "That's what they say." Pig says, "Okay. Hang on." Pig says, "Ma?...It's me. Bad news. I'm dying. Goodbye." Dying?! Oh Gaaawd!! click Pig says, "So far, not a lot of happiness."
I thought Pig’s mom hated him.