Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 12, 2009

Transcript:

Goat says, "What is this I hear about you fighting duels?" Rat says, "Duels were a perfectly acceptable way of resolving disputes in the nineteenth century. I'm bringing them back." Goat says, "You're fighting duels over acorns and parking spaces! What are you , a nutcase?!" Rat says, "An unfortunate choice of words."