Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 23, 2009

Transcript:

Man says, "What kind of card are you looking for, bob?" Man says, "Just a 'Thinking of you' card. This girl I'm dating is really special and I want her to know it? Aha!...here they-" Man says, "?are" Greeting Cards Think Man says, "We should try another store, Bob." Gurad duck says, "Save your money, Bob. Buy a beer."