Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2009
Transcript:
Man says, "What the heck is going on here?" Guard duck says, "I'm burning all your romantic cards, sir?the 'Thinking of you' cards, 'Happy Anniversary' cards?love's not real, sir. And the world needs to know it." Man says, "Listen, pal, just because you may not believe in the existence of love does not give you the right to burn all of our cards." Guard duck says, "Whoa whoa whoa, sir, I did not burn 'All of' your cards. I didn't even touch those." Man says, "You left the condolence cards." Guard duck says, "Now death...that's real."
Wait, it’s Pearls, anyone who dies will (probably) undie later so why do they need those cards?