Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 05, 2010
January 04, 2010
January 06, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hiya. Rat. Mind if goat and I watch T.V.?" Rat says, "I do. I've annexed the T.V. sitting areas as part of Ratopia?I needed a buffer state." Pig says, "A bugger state? Why is it called a buffer state?" Rat says, "Because I am bugger than you, and if you touch it, I shall punch you." Goat says, "That is not the meaning of buffer state." Rat says, "DO I sense an international incident?" PIg says, "C'mon. Goat...Let'sgo find wimpy-land."
Rat, you are causing an international incident, because you are the leader and the entire military of a country that borders the US and have illegally crossed the border and threatened an American Citizen.