Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "If humanity is ever to overcome its divisions, it will first have to unite around one, agreed-upon central principle." Goat says, "Like 'Love Your Fellow Man'?" Rat says, "Like 'In the event of imminent nuclear war, if there is limited space in the bomb shelters, the first people we will sacrifice are the hacky sack players.'" Goat says, "I like hacky sack." Rat says, "Pig- it's one of them." Pig says, "I'll miss you, friend."
I do not normally do this sort of thing, but since you give so many a hard time whenever they type something that isn’t perfect grammar… You have NEVER seen anyone play hacky sack? NEVER??? Not even ONE time? I’m not even going to get into the part after the comma which really makes you look clueless.