Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 28, 2011
June 27, 2011
June 29, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: Hi, Pig. I'd like you to meet my friend, Brian. He's a cosmologist. He studies the structure of the universe, black holes, supernovae... that sort of thing. Pig: How do you find time to make women pretty? Goat: Cosmologist, pig... not cosmetologist? Man: It's a little different. Pig: Lemme guess... you do hair, but not make-up.
Cosmologist is to cosmetologist as made-up is to make-up, a cynical metaphysicist might allege….