Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat... we got one of those automated phone calls from the library saying you have an overdue book... you better return it. Rat: Who cares, dude? It's one automated message. Let's at least wait 'til we get two. Pig: I don't think we get two.
@dukedoug:Over the years I’ve been privileged to have torrid affairs (and two were actual affairs) with 3 (!) librarians. My advice? Check out a librarian!