Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2011
September 29, 2011
October 01, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: Hey... what happened to you? You're not overweight anymore. Rat: Yup. I lost the pounds. Now I just have to finish this big book on how I did it and I'll be rich, rich, rich. Goat: Is that what you're writing now? Rat: Yeah... it's a three hundred page masterpiece containing all my weight-loss secrets. Have a look... Book: "I ate less." Rat: I plan on using a very large font.
hah hah . . . Pastis stole MY line!For years I’ve been telling people that I was going to start a paid weight-loss seminar. People would pay; settle into their seats. I would take the stage, step up to microphone. Clear throat.“STOP EATING SO MUCH!”, I would scream. Then “Thank you for attending.”