Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2011
December 23, 2011
December 25, 2011
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey, Pig, what's wrong? Pig: Ohh, Zebra... I've been hearing voices. Zebra: Really? Pig: Really. Zebra: Well, look... it's not the end of the world. We'll get you help... a good psychologist. Pig: How will that make the couple next door stop fighting? Zebra: Those are your voices? Pig: Hey... what can he do about their barking dog?
Gawd, I wish it were just that easy. Those voices never say anything like, “Hey, there’s a great show on tonight. Let’s order a pizza and watch” or “You’re looking good tonight”. No they say stupid crap like “Kill yourself” or neighbors, wife, kids, parents, etc. Nooooooooo, never anything nice.
Siiiiiiiiigh.