Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 11, 2012

Transcript:

Crocodile mom: Who you talking to, Larry? Larry the Croc: Bob. He gonna keel Zeeba at restraunt. We geet idea from scene in Godfohder. Crocodile mom: The scene where michael goes to the bathroom to get a gun the shoots the cop. Larry the Croc: Yeah. Dat where we lealrn guns come from baffrooms. Crocodile mom: Guns don't come from bathrooms, Larry. Someone put that in there to Michael to find later... So what does that mean? You sent bob to to the restaurant and have no gun waiting for him in the bathroom? Larry the Croc: Shut mouf. Woomun! Me has backup plan!! Crocodile 1: Whuh you mean, beat Zeeba wid toilet paper roll?