Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2012
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April 13, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile 1: How me 'spose hit zeeba wid toilet paper? Larry the Croc: Zeeba have thin skull. Toilet paper bust right throo. Eef you say so. But me gonna grab rest of package just een case it... ...Uh oh. Crocodile 1: Whuh? Whuh? Ees esstra soft. Larry the croc: ABORT! ABORT! Update: Bob and Larry have set up "Godfather"- inspired hit on Zebra at a restaurant. But no gun was waiting for bob in the bathroom. Instead, his only available weapon is toilet paper.
It’s an age-old rule, Bob: you don’t bring Quilted Northern to a gunfight.