Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Have you seen all those electronic signs the city puts by the side of the road telling you the speed you're driving? Goat: Yeah. They're to make you slow down. Rat: Oh. Goat: 'Oh' what? Rat: I keep trying to set a speed record. Goat: Please stop talking to me. Rat: So the numbers are not sent to the 'Guinness Book of World Records'?
I just let those guys fly by….bear bait….I always hope to see them pulled over down the road always, but it never seems to happen…