Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey there, Pig. I hear you got a new mattress. Mind if I have a look? Pig: Sure. It's one of those memory foam ones. Goat: Ohhh. These are supposed to be great. Do you like it? Pig: No. It's bad. Goat: Bad how? Bed: And remember the time everyone but you got a valentine and you cried all the way home? Pig: Bad memories. Bed: Oh, and remember the time you split your pants playing tetherball??
Did he get it from the planet Squornshellous Zeta? (I appreciate whoever gets the reference)