Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2012
September 08, 2012
September 10, 2012
Transcript:
"Story Update: Larry's sophisticated parents are making their first visit to Larry's home. They are disappointed." Dad: Son, your mother and I are leaving. I cannot tolerate you like this. Larry: Like whuh? Dad: Look at you...no job. No education. Your rear in a beer mug. You are, in short, what society might call a failure. I'm sorry, but goodbye. Larry: Bye, dad. Me sorry me no whuh you wanted. Mrs. Croc: HE MAY BE A FAILURE, BUT HE'S MY FAILURE, @*#@ IT!! Larry: Nicest ting anyone ever say 'bout me. Mrs. Croc: I know. Now get your @## out of the beer mug.
Larry’s parents would have been happier if they had gotten to meet his son.