Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 09, 2013
February 08, 2013
February 10, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: The city hospital is cutting back its emergency room staff again... As though the wait now isn't long enough. Rat: Oh, I never wait. Goat: Why is that? Rat: Because after I tell them my injury, I always add that I'm having a heart attack. Goat: How noble. Rat: Why just last week, I had a hangnail and a heart attack.
But what does Rat do when he really has a heart attack? You can’t have two heart attacks at once.