Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2013
February 13, 2013
February 15, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hi I'd like to buy a dozen long-stemmed roses for my girlfriend. Female florist: That'll be $150. Pig: But the sign says $75. Female florist: I know, but it's Valentine's Day and my power has grown exponentially. Bwaaahahahahaa. Pig: Florists are a cruel bunch.
In Japan, girls give us GUYS chocolates on Valentines Day! Bwahahahahaa!!! Take that, Coinguy! :-D