Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2013
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Transcript:
Pig: What does it mean to be drunk? Rat: Being drunk is when you have the worst coordination, the worst perception, the worst judgement, and the most confidence about all three. Pig: That doesn't sound safe. Rat: Hey... Think I can jump and land on Andy Capp's head?
Nah, that stupid mouse will hopefully just kill himself.