Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 11, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: The makers of "Monopoly" have announced they're getting rid of one of the tokens. Pig: Which one? Rat: The iron. Pig: Why'd they pick the iron? Car: Because nobody likes ironing. Iron: Oh, and thimbles are @*#@*#@ fun?! Thimble: Please, Iron. Go out with class.
I liked them all; not sure why they picked a cat.