Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2013
Transcript:
Car: Alright, let's start with the tokens we know are universally loved... me, the ship, the dog. Iron: Whoa. Who says the dog is loved? Car: Please, he's so popular with fans they gave him a nickname... "Scottie." Iron: Big deal. I have a nickname. Thimble: What? Iron: Stud Boy. Scottie: No one calls you "Stud Boy." Iron: Shut up, you little poop machine. Thimble: Do metal dogs poop? The "Monopoly" tokens decide who gets eliminated.
SNERK!!