Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2013

Transcript:

Pig: Me and my buddy Herb took fishing lessons from fisherman Rick today. Goat: Oh, yeah? That fisherman Rick sure is a nice guy. Pig: Yeah, but then Herb started eating the anchovies we were s'posed to bait our hooks with. Goat: Oh, no. Herb: Yeah, so we exchanged a few words with fisherman Rick and he kicked us right out. Goat: Really? That doesn't sound like Rick to me. Tell me exactly what he said and what you said and what you said when he told you to bait your hoos. Herb: "Sir, bait 'em." Pig: "Herb ate 'em." Goat: Verbatim? Herb: Cur. Rat: Hate 'em.