Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Rat: Our stupid car broke down. How am I gonna get around today? Pig: Why don't you take the subway? Rat: I can't. Pig: Why not? Rat: I don't mix well with commoners.
Why not the bus, Rat? Oh, wait. Commoners. Or how about a taxi if your bank account can afford it?