Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 11, 2013
August 10, 2013
August 12, 2013
Transcript:
"Shelter Stories 'Steph' I'm Stephan. My wife Staci threw me out of the house. Now I need someone to give me a new home. Someone who appreciates the benefits of living with a syndicated cartoonist. Like the fact that we sit alone in our rooms all day. And are out-of-shape and dress funny. And play video games and smell. And only interact when we want to test our a new joke. 'Not funny' 'What do you know?' And if all that doesn't intrigue you, I promise to be moody, forget your birthday, and complain about any social event you drag me to. 'Is it Christmas AGAIN?' So please. Adopt me." Stephan: I am not up for adoption! Rat: "Oh. And I get cranky when you lock me out of my studio." Pig: You don't smell that bad.
How much does it cost to keep this Steph in food and drink each day, Shelter Staff Person? Is it housebroken? Does it get along with other pets? Has it had its shots?