Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Hey there, Pig...check it out...through the miracle of comics, I've been hanging out with George 'I cannot tell a lie' Washington...we've been hitting the bars. Pig: How's it going? Woman: Nice to meet you, George. George: You have a very large rear. Rat: Not that well. George: Maybe I shouldn't say anything at all. Pig: Do not throw martinis on the father of our country!
That’s why Ben Franklin was more of a father than George.