Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2013
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Transcript:
Rat: Hey there, Pig. Check it out... Through the miracle of comics, I've been hanging out with George "I cannot tell a lie" Washington... we've been hitting the bars. Pig: How's it going? Woman: Nice to meet you, George. George Washington: You have a very large rear. Rat: Not that well. George Washington: Maybe I shouldn't say anything at all. Pig: Do not throw martinis on the father of our country!
It’s worth noting that George wasn’t actually elected; he was appointed by congress.