Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2013
September 01, 2013
September 03, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Please don't add verses to nursery rhymes. Rat: Living in shoes has its risks. There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do. There was a big man whose wife lived in that shoe. Which he put on his foot and his family was through.
I remember back in Boy Scout camp a fellow trooper did Arnold Schwatzenegger parodies of Mother Goose like “little boy blue… up” or “Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the dynamite stick. He wasn’t quick enough because he blew up.”