Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2013
Goat: Hey, Pig. Why are you all dressed up? Pig: I'm trying to impress my girlfriend Pigita with how cultured I can be. I'm even taking her to a classical musical performance. Goat: How wonderful. Who's performing? Pig: Yo mama. Goat: Yo-yo ma. Pig: Close enough.