Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2013
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Transcript:
Pig: Look, Rat. It's Australian Santa. Rat: What's the matter, Aussie Santa? Santa Claus: I can't find my @#*@#* reindeer. Pig: Oh, no, Australian Santa... How will you deliver your toys? Santa; Aww, heck. I'll just stand on the porch and throw them at people. Pig: That doesn't seem safe. Santa: Hey, you. Have a train. Voice: Ow.
I LIKE Aussie Santa. I’ll leave a can of Fosters and a barbie full of shrimp out for him tonight.