Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2014
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Transcript:
Zebra: Don't tell me you're still playing croquet with little lemmings as balls. Larry: Whuh wrong aid dat? Zebra: Don't tell me you're still playing croquet with little lemmings as balls. Larry: Whuh wrong wid dat? Zebra: Don't you read the news about head injuries in sports? And here you are knocking around lemmings with mallets? Larry: Whuh we spose do? Zebra: At least give them protective headgear. Something strong that will protect against concussions. Santa hats are not protective. Larry: Hey... Santa no get concussins.
Where does one get a bunch of extra-small Santa hats in late March?And who sells croquet sets with lemmings instead of balls?!This just ain’t right, folks!