Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: What are you doing, Goat? Goat: Protesting the circus that's coming to town. I don't like their treatment of animals. Pig: Oh, that's a great cause. How long have you been out here? Goat: All day. Now I'm hungry. What are you eating? Pig: Never eat circus animal cookies at a circus animal protest.
Humans, unlike bears, are not naturally carnivorous. We don’t have the teeth, digestive system, or body shape of carnivores. I could go on for a long time listing the reasons I’m vegetarian, but you obviously have been brainwashed by the meat industry, so it would be an exercise in futility.