Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2014
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Transcript:
Rat: I don't get it. I keep buying things to try and make myself happy, but none of it makes me happy. Goat: What does that tell you? Rat: I'm buying the wrong things. Goat: No. Rat: I need better, more expensive things!!
According to Conan, it’s to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women.