Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 28, 2014
June 27, 2014
June 29, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Do people in China read mystery novels? Rat: Why wouldn't they? Pig: Well, I thought they read books from back to front. Rat: Yeah, so? Pig: So they'd always spoil the ending. Rat: It's quiet time now.
I will now spoil the Chinese version of Moby Dick by revealing the ending::“Call me Ishmael.”