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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2014
July 19, 2014
July 21, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: What are you up to, mister Death? Death: I was supposed to meet Pig here, but he hasn't arrived yet. Hang on while I voice dial him. Call... Pig! Phone: Home or mobile? Death: Call... Pig... Home! Perhaps I worded that poorly.
Debbie: Can I ask you a question?
Grim Reaper: What?
Debbie: How can we all have died at the same time?
Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse!
Geoffrey: [to Angela] Darling, you didn’t use tinned salmon did you?
Angela: I’m most dreadfully embarrassed…
-Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (1983)