Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2014
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Transcript:
Rat: Sir, I know you've rejected all my character. But how about this one? I call him 'Satch." Man: Satch, huh? Kinda cute is it short for something? Rat: Saturated fat molecule. Man: Security please. Rat: Look, kids! I clog your veins. Rat pitches new characters to McDonald's
Rat: “Fine. Then I’ll take these ideas to Burger King. They can give them Canadian accents and air them as French McDonald’s.”