Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2014

Transcript:

Goat: I've heard Zebra is still going around dressed as a unicorn. Rat: What for? Goat: I guess some people find it intimidating. Rat: Who the @#@# is intimidated by a unicorn? Zebra: Now don't make me crush you with my magical rainbow. Alligators: Peese no, uneecorn.