Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2014
September 08, 2014
September 10, 2014
Transcript:
Alligator Wife: Larry, I asked you to empty the garbage three hours ago. Larry: Me no wanna go outside right now. Alligator Wife: Don't want to go outside? What's the matter with you? ...of all the stupid excuses. Zebra: Smart move, Larry. Larry: Peese fly away now, uneecorn.
I wonder if the next step is for a real unicorn to show up. Maybe Bill Watterson could draw it.