Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Neighbor Bob... Want to try out my latest invention. The 'forthrightometer'? I ask you a question and it tells me whether or not your answer is what you really think. Neighbor: Why do you care what I think? You don't even like me. Rat: That's not true. Look what you've made me do.
Well, looks like the so-called “forthrightometer” isn’t going to get any patents.