Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2015
Transcript:
Pigita: Why are you so late? Pig: The police blocked off the streets. They said they were chasing some law-breaker. But I don't even know what a law breaker is. Pigita: How dumb can you be? The word tells you everything you need to know. A lawbreaker is someone who breaks the law. Pig: So my windbreaker breaks wind. Pigita: Please sit somewhere else. Pig: I am so returning this thing.
Question: If peanut oil is made by grinding up peanuts, how is baby oil made?