Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat... Who crossed all the tuesdays off of our calendar? Rat: I did. Everything bad that's ever has happened on a tuesday. Pig: So you just got rid of them? Rat: Yes. So now we go straight from Monday to Wednesday. Pig: Our month may be a little quick. Rat: No it won't. I added Fridays.
Why couldn’t Garfield think of that with the Mondays?