Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 17, 2015
Goat: Have you ever noticed how people have limitless capacity to lie to themselves about who they really are and how others see them? Rat: I think everyone realizes that. Goat: I'm not sure people are that self-ware. Rat: Hang on. I'll poll my subjects. Silence, commoners! Goat: Please sit down.