Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2015
Pig: Hey, neighbor Willy... What brings you to the park? Willy: My dad took me we've been here a few hours. Pig: Well, that was nice of him. What have you two been playing? Willy: Watch dad stare at his iPhone. Dad: Be done in two minutes, son. Willy: Hope it visits him when he's older.
Cat’s in the cradle, 21st century version.