Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2015
Rat: Hey, neighbor Nancy, how goes it? Nancy: I'm lonely. Rat: Lonely? I thought you were married. Nancy: Sometimes that can be the worst form of lonely. Rat: Is there no easy path in this worlds?! Nancy: Tell me if you find one. Rat: Have you tried a life of beer and tacos?
I’d like to go for the tacos, but pass on the beer (substitute it with a Jarritos).